Staring At Nothing

2010-08-22T16:23:00.003+08:00

So long never update.....
AND WTF IS UP WITH MY CBOX BEING SPAMMED BY ADVERTISEMENTS?
OF ALL THE PLACES WHY MY CBOX?
MODERATE BLOCK THEM AND DELETE THE MESSAGE THEN THEY STILL CAN POST WHAT THE XXXX LA -.-

AND I REALLY WANT TO BUY A JUMPING TANK MAN
IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME TO BOUNCE AND CAUSE DESTRUCTION AT THE SAME TIME.
IT WOULD BE LIKE A POGO STICK WITH A BAZOOKA
BLOWING UP THINGS I REALLY REALLY HATE...
LIKE SPAMMERS IN MY CBOX WAHAHAHA.
ESPECIALLY THOSE FKING ADVERTISEMENT SPAMMERS
USE HERE TO ADVERTISE AND STILL NEVER GIVE ME MONEY LOL
WTF IS UP WITH THAT?
_|_ THEM SERIOUSLY......

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I shall moderate one last time later at midnight, if there is still spamming from advertisements, then i will delete my cbox once and for all....

2010-07-13T01:13:00.002+08:00

Am bored so will post the longest word in the world!!
It has 189819LETTERS!!!!
Titin is the largest known protein, consisting of 26,926 amino acids. The molecular weight of the mature protein is approximately 2,993,451.39 Da, and it has a theoretical pI of 6.35 [1]. The protein's chemical formula is C132983H211861N36149O40883S693. It has a theoretical instability index (II) of 39.69, indicating that it would be stable in a test tube. The protein's in vivo half-life, the time it takes for half of the amount of protein in a cell to disappear after its synthesis in the cell, is predicted to be approximately 30 hours (in mammalian reticulocytes). As the largest known protein, titin has the longest full chemical name. The full chemical name, containing 189,819 letters, is sometimes claimed to be the longest word in the English language:

Apparently blogger keeps freezing up when i post the word xD.

SO... INSTEAD i post the link to the word xD
Works just as well.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061113221628AAxlNn5

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Wahahahaha xD

2010-06-20T02:02:00.004+08:00

MATHS MATHS AND MORE MATH
GG gonna fail

Maths for the generally stupid and retarded just taught me that:

The general formula to compute the fractal dimension is:

D = log(N)/log(1/r)

where r = scaling down ratio, and N = number of replacement parts.

For the Koch curve, the number of new units is 4, and the scaling down factor is 1/3. Thus

D = log(4)/log(3) = 1.261859

The length of the Koch curve L is given by the formula:

L = (4/3)ⁿ l

Self-similarity objects can be generated by mathematical formula such as:

z(n+1) = f [z(n)]

where z(n) is the nth iteration of the variable z, and f is a function of z. If we apply the iteration process even to very simple formulae using complex number, we can enter a fabulous world made of strange shapes and sometimes of astonishing beauty. For example:

z(n+1) = z²(n) + c

where z = x + iy (x is the real part, y is the imaginary part) is a complex variable and c is a complex constant.
Starting with an initial value z(0) equal to the coordinates of each point of the complex plane (imaginary axis in the vertical, real axis in the horizontal), the function diverges (the value of z' moves more and more away from the initial value) for many of such points. On the other hand, for some points, the result remains definitively within a limited interval : the function does not diverge, even for an infinite number of iterations. The points for which the function does not diverge give a set called connected Julia set (diagram a, Figure 13). In some cases a Julia set is fragmented (disconnected) as shown in diagram b. If, instead of giving c a fixed and arbitrary value, we give for any point of the complex plane an initial value c = z(0), we obtain a more complex mathematical object called the M (Mandelbrot) set (the black part at the center of diagram c). The points for which the values of z diverge do not belong to the filled-in Julia set: they are situated outside. But one can obtain extra information by giving them a brightness or a colour that is a function of the number of necessary iterations to observe the divergence. In other words this colour is a measure of the speed at which the function diverges for this point.

And for Non-linear Dimensions.

x: rotational speed of the convectional rolls (and the waterwheel),
y: temperature difference between p and q,
z: deviation of temperature from the mean,
: Prandtl number = (fluid viscosity/thermal conductivity),
r ~ Rayleigh number (used in heat transfer and free convection calculations),
b ~ width/height.

(1/2) d{x2(t) + y2(t) + [z(t) - r - ]2} / dt = - {x2(t) + y2(t) + [z(t) - (r + )/2]2} + b [(r + )/2]2
The left hand side of this equation describes the helical trajectory F2(t) = {x2(t) + y2(t) + [z(t) - r - ]2} / 2.
The rate of change as indicated on the right hand side is negative for large value of (x,y,z). It means that the path spirals inward when it is far away from the origin. For small value of (x,y,z) the rate of change is positive (for b > 1), which means moving outward. Thus, points on the orbit outside the Lorenz attractor (in the shape of an "8") always return to the compact region and hence the name.

Bet no one i know can help me with that. =.=
Last time it was cubic equation and now this....
GG HO SEH LIAO.
NO NEED PASS LIAO.
CUBIC EQUATION TOOK ME WEEKS TO REMEMBER AND NOW CHAOS MATHS IS SCREWING ME =.=
GGWP
FailDieMe
EmoDieMe

At least one good thing came out of this week.
Watched A-Team
(Y) Movie
Too bad karate kid was sold out D:
Aww well stop here for now! :D

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Idiot maths... SCREW YOU

2010-06-14T11:28:00.002+08:00

This morning sucks...
WHY?
Because the wind was so big, it blew my clock off and broke it....
Although the crashing was awesome.
And it almost destroyed my specs ♥

Looking at the first few sentence of my first ever post makes me realise I have not been working on my blog for a damn long period of time. Read it and you will know why. =.=
Those were written in my first ever post.
Those non-teal coloured words.

Wow I didnt realise blogging is so hard and take so much time, recently learnt that being a blog stalker and forum stalker is much easier. Most of the things are easier said then done, having a blog is more of a commitment then a right. Nothing Much to say as it is just the beginning of a new day, Nicholas and ZhiQuan seems to be the only one who knows i am making a blog. I have nicholas to thank for my blog as he was the young generous man who gave my the idea of i-pwn-you. All my ideas were somehow taken my a wilderbeast ripping me off of every single one of my last aucerlating ideas, there isnt really much point in a blog as 90% of people wont even bother to read it unless it makes them giggle or chuckle. For Flamers on blogspot, if you dont like me, There Is a Button With A Cross There For You To Click And Exit. That Draft Auto Save then at the bottom of this posting box is kinda annoying me as well. it saves like every one minute. There is still much more to be done on my blog, NEED ALOT OF HELP. I guess i should stop blogging now, perhaps a miracle might happen and wipeout my blog so i dont have to continue posting. I wonder how long this will look like in my blog. And Now i have to post 3 times a week everytime just to keep my blog alive.

Since its holidays maybe I should go back to updating daily :D.
But also feel like changing my blog-hosting website.....
blogspot gets abit too user unfriendly, one mistake in the script and your whole blogskin gets wiped out.
Sian la......
Guess should stop here for now.

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Sprained my ankle in a bizarre walking accident, not gonna say how, but it was weird. LOL

2010-05-22T02:47:00.003+08:00

Well updating in lan so put a video for u guys to enjoy,
It's by Ryan Higa LOL.
He is awesome :O
haha playing jamlegends as well.
Just in case you donno.
http://www.jamlegend.com/song/274/?ref=browse
There is a link to the game,
This is cannon rock,
Enjoy :D

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Sian, my left leg got screwed....
Knee is bleeding, last three toes got OWNED by a brick.
G.G
But good news is that my right leg is fine.

2010-05-16T11:16:00.002+08:00

No peektures today xD.
But yesterday i was extremely happy >.< .
Reason confidental :Þ
Played JamLegends and Yes,
I am in a new clan thingy called LGD xD.
K, on to business.
Well there is nothing much to say >.< .
Lol yesterday made alot of >.<>.> and <.< faces with someone on msn. :Þ
Made like 18 rows of that faces xD.
Although one of the faces became <.> LOL
That is funny cause some how i can imagine the face being like that.
I dont think that we are being lame spamming faces consisting of > and > and . xP.
Next week got GDOP :P
I wonder who will be going LOL.
Hope to see more people i know,
that is going for that event >.< .
Especially a few people =Þ .
So many things happened yesterday that made me happy >.< .
Mark the day 15th May is one of my happiest day >,< .

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CCAs are resuming next week?
Hope everyone will get good results on MYE :Þ
I want see happy faces after you all get back results :DDDDDDDD

2010-05-12T23:09:00.003+08:00

Lol havent been updating in a while so decided to update today.

Nothing much to do,

Alot of things happened today but its a secret and no one should know :x

Well since most of the things that happened today must be kept confidental i shall not say it.

Instead lets talk about pictures. :D

WOOOOOOOOO everybody loves pictures. :P

Awesome picture right?

Found that online xD.

I guess that can help me with my chinese xD.

Hope so at least.

xD Another quick way to learn chinese.

This is direct translation,

Like number 1, Sum ting wong become something wrong xD

Or number 2, Hu Yu Hai Ding becomes who you hiding :x.

Bowling FTW.

Shaolin Owns Bowling Big Time xD

This is from a website called 4chan,

well what can i say, people are "normal" there :+

I guess thats it for today.

Hope everyone feels better today. :D

See more then 4Unhappy people today really makes my heart drop. D;

Every feel better ASAP :D.

2010-05-02T05:04:00.002+08:00

Am addicted to jam legend =X.
playing it for damn long,
half way mastering the game.
Got world's top for the song titled: New Classic by Drew Seeley ft. Selena Gomez
and got world's second for the song titled: Sieze The Day by Avenged Sevenfold
Going back to playing that game xD.

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Congrats to Andy and Stacia for getting married! :D

2010-04-28T20:10:00.002+08:00

Dont feel like updating now, spent 2hours 30mins on the new blogskin trying to fix the error400.
Luckily its fixed and now I have a awesome blogskin.
Going get a haircut tomorrow instead if my usual barber is closed.

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Thanks Brenda For Helping me find this blogskin =D.

2010-04-27T20:28:00.003+08:00

Have not been updating in awhile so decided to post something i found in facebook on
How to make a girl smile. =)

When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you away [ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's shouting at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away [ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared [ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up always tell the truth no matter what]

When she say's that she like's you [ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ]

-When You Say The Same Thing At The Same Time, Then They Say "I Love You " ♥

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When You Hear A Lie "trust them And Don't Listen to what others say about them"

-When you want to go shopping he says " I'll come with you" and he holds all your bags and doesn't moan

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

.♥....And Remember to Say I Love You All The Time Enough Is Never Enough ......♥

2010-04-20T23:31:00.002+08:00

Nothing to do now
Found out that 4 other classmate take bus 72 home.
K nothing else happened today except i become someone's mac delivery for the day xD.
Thats it i guess.

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Need to get a formal wear of some sort.....

2010-04-17T23:27:00.002+08:00

Updating at lan so decided to put up a video by Nigahiga On Bieber Fever!!!!!

Nothing much to say today,
Except getting to go back to church xD..
See you next week at LSBC.... =D

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Today is an unhappy day,
All because someone decided ask me about a particular issue....
Refer to today's post for more info....

2010-04-17T02:19:00.003+08:00

AM VERY SAD NOW!!!!!!!
Lol Now I am bored....
Today did nothing....
Went speech day,Ate abit,
Punked a few people,
Ate free food,
After that went to lan....
Msn a few people......
He asked me a question....
"How long more?"I replied "Around 3-4 Years time"
He replied "OMG you have so little time left!?!"
I replied "Yes... Hope you dont miss me..."
He replied "Dont worry... Everything will be okay"
I replied "How would you know? If you were to step into my shoes you will get a different angle."
He replied "Keep yourself happy during these period of time."
I replied " Will do"
Conversation Ends Here...............
Something bad is about to happen soon,
3-4 Years is just a few years from now....
I wish time would freeze and all time would stop....
But time doesnt work that way...
Time waits for no one,
It delivers us all to the same end.

Need a new laptop....
That should be my new laptop LOL.
Guess end my short post here...

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Today is an unhappy day,
All because someone decided ask me about a particular issue....
Refer to today's post for more info....

2010-04-15T23:25:00.004+08:00

Lol should post something today...
Lets see....Today didnt do anything much except slack and watch tv...

Lol looking down from that height,
Its quite scary,
But too bad,
Everyone should conquer their fear of height.
Too bad its easier said then done,
Aww well,
Hang in there people,
You will overcome it soon enough.

Lol......
Self explanatory picture,
Its a nice picture though.

This is a typical example of things will sometimes turn out not the way you want it.
Lol Failed Tattoo.

What and awesome photo xD
Well thats it for today i guess LOL

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Well tomorrow is going back to yuying and bringing my lab coat along. xD
Will look damn weird but aww well...
Gotta suck it up.

2010-04-15T03:16:00.002+08:00

Pictures today only =)

Best place to get your nails done xD.

Dont worry, it will be over soon.

Okay this picture I found online,
It is so true,
Being left-handed is definitely aroused all my new classmates to say all those things...
Aww well,
3 pictures today.
Stop here liao.

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This Friday may be my last time going back to Yuying, school starts next Monday for me... Am going to miss a lot of people, especially ________. Maybe SMS/MSN ftw? Will try my best to visit Yuying whenever possible ba. xD Good morning people. =)
Yes 3.25am is morning

2010-04-12T03:36:00.006+08:00

Updating at lan so no picture LOL.
But have videos.

A few of Nigahiga's amazing video. =)
And yes I am a fan xD
This video is a response to the show called house,
House is a show about M.D. (Medical Doctors)
Google it if you still donno

Learn How to dance in this studio. XD

AHAHAHAHA nice video right?
Well Next video just scroll down.

Please read the warning first. LOL

Warning! The following video may contain contents not suitable for people who cant take a joke. If you are one of those people please leave now or forever hold your peace. You may now kiss the bride. Viewer discretion is advised.

LOL Watch this as well

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Still waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and weiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.

2010-04-09T07:08:00.002+08:00

Oh My God...
I cant believe it sia...
After all we have been through.
This is how you repay me?
With a knife in my back,
WTH sia...
We have agreed on peace,
And yet you still can knife me in the back...
Well...
That's the last time i play Blackshot against you liao. :<
Peace kenna betrayed LOL...
Aww well,
Too bad for me then :<

Wow...
The magic of Microsoft word LOL.
I found this picture online,
And it would seem that Microsoft word can help you write suicide notes. XD
What is the thing that puzzles me the most in that picture?
Well is how Microsoft word wants to continue his suicidal note.
Death by pills?
or Death by Jumping? most probably off something...
Or Death by Pastry?????
WTF Death by pastry?
Is that a joke?
LOL i find that amazing. xD
Aww well that's it for that picture I guess.
Well stop post here,
Need go sleep liao,
Its 7.25am and I am not asleep yet LOL.
Good morning people. =)

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No announcements today.

2010-04-08T05:39:00.002+08:00

There is nothing interesting happening to me these few days...
Just that poly is stuffing knowledge into my brain,
Its like my head is being attacked by a pickax..
Went to school just now,
Cannot go in,
Walk to Kovan halfway saw PeiShan...
Somehow with her help I can go in school wearing slippers...
Thats it for the day I guess.....

Yes!
Its the amazing Japanese err.....
Bottled water???
Self-explained failure. =.=
Aww well...
LOL Best excuse in the world to get yourself out of trouble from selling drugs. :X
Thinking of getting an IPhone...
Then I listed out what an IPhone can do as compared to a stone....
Apparently a stone is not touchscreen,
Therefore, IPhone is better cause it has touchscreen xD
Well... After seeing that chart,
Dont want IPhone liao...
China phone works just fine.
Stop my short post here. =)

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2 More days to go.....
And its boring in Poly....
Go sleep liao have to wake up in 2hours to go school.

2010-04-06T03:59:00.003+08:00

This is from someone's facebook,
Name shall not be disclose as order of the supreme court,

倘若时光能够倒流...伤心也好,难过也好,什么都好,我依然会奋不顾身的去爱你,就算最后还是要分开...要承受多一次的伤痛我都不介意...可是我知道...我只是你不要了的回忆回忆伴随着倾盆大雨的声响一阵一阵地向我扑来...爱情是个梦...我醒不来...

Yes i know...
Its in chinese and 90% of you people know that i have no idea how to read it well,
And you are right,
No idea how to read some of the words,
So I went online to translate it,
Here's the translation
Its in purple

If the time can flow backwards…Sad also good, sad also good, anything is good, I still can act boldly regardless of one's safety love you, even if finally must separate…Must withstand many time grief I all not to mind…But I knew…I only am you do not want recollect follow the torrential downpour sound by fits and starts to throw oneself to me…Love is a dream…I cannot awake…

Well it maybe broken english,
But my friend told me reading this in chinese makes more sense...
But I find the english one to be just as meaningful regardless of the english translation. :X

Stop short post here.
Sorry today no picture for you to laugh at,
Lazy dig out the pictures from my files.
4Hours and 54more mins to 2nd day in poly....

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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR ME.
Although poly is boring. ;X

2010-04-05T02:57:00.002+08:00

All 2 Days Posts in 1

Good Morning world...
Yes it is morning,
4am is morning isnt it?
Aww well if you dont think so also not my problem xD.
Well in 5hours my lesson in poly will begin....
Physics preparatory stuff lol..
This makes me regret my course appealing -.-
Shouldnt bring up the past anyway.
Nothing interesting happened to me today so decided that this is gonna be a short post.
I cant believe how many people i sms-ed within these 3days LOL.

Well Saturday was Bryan's 18th birthday...
Went Easter celebration for that particular saturday,
The thing is that I cannot believe how many people still remembers who I am LOL.
Next saturday going back perhaps?
Cant decide so soon cause still need study...
Bryan's birthday we went to watch the movie "Ju On" at Cine-Leisure
That movie is both sad and funny all at one xD.
Start of the movie,
I find it damn no link....
But as it goes on the story fills itself up.
Guess should not spoil the surprise for all those people who havent watch yet. xP
Eh... If you afraid of horror movie I suggest you watch this movie,
Its more funny then scary xD.
I watched the whole movie and cant stop laughing,
My friend screamed on purpose and shocked like half the crowd in the cinema xD
Lol that was epically funny.
Good movie,
Its like a 3 in one movie,
If i not wrong the movie ended 3 times within 2hours and 20mins. =X
Okay that is too much spoiler liao.
Seriously, go watch the movie,
Funny stuff xD.
Well After watching the movie,
We went lan,
They had 3 inhouse dota game.
On tight budget so decided not to play xD.
Aww well, after those games i went home and watched tv XD.
Then thats it I guess....
On to picture xD.

Will start by putting this damn nice photo.
Stare at the center and watch it spin xD.
If you cannot see it spin then press the up and down keys repeatedly and watch it spin xD.
Fun pictures HAHAHAHA.

Well the pictures says it all.
If you dont understand the photo...
I explain xD.
Normally a pictures says a thousand words,
But this picture says a thousand and one words,
Why?
Because he is standing in such a way that the word prick is formed....
Prick has many meanings, but i shall not disclose them here,
One of its many meanings is kinda bad xD.
Wanna know the meaning?
Google it =X.
On to the next picture.

Aww sad guy...
He wants a trophy so bad that he decided to make an invisible one xD,
The picture speaks for itself, so I guess I dont have to explain anything . :X
Next picture liao.

Lol this picture is funny,
Cause the guy in the orange shirt used a metaphor on the guy in the teal coloured shirt.
"There are plenty of fish in the sea" is a metaphor for there is always someone else.
The guy in teal misunderstood and decided to go look for actual fishes,
Thereby killing himself....
Thats epic fail.
But also cannot blame...
He was devastated by the sad news and couldnt think straight. :(
Aww well nothing much more to say liao...

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All this photo is for fun, joy and laughter purposes only
and well... maybe screwing with your mind a little bit.
There is only one person who is the apple of my eye now. =X
Apple of my eye just means something I cherish more then others now. ;D
Shall not go any further now =X.
Good Morning to all readers.

2010-04-01T00:19:00.004+08:00

Haix, if only that microwave really is a time machine,
I would do stop the time during the most happiest part of my 2010 life so far.
Which shall remain a secret to almost everyone. =X
Notice the word "almost"?
Some of you people might have already known when that was. xp
Sadly these few days have been one of the most saddest days in my whole life.
This morning played a few DotA games with some friends,
And I am starting to lose my edge,
Have lost my inner fire to own. =(
Screw up every game I played.....
Lost my mojo for about 2days now.
By the way just in case you all dont know,
The mojo is a person/object that enables someone to succeed/accomplish something.
Nothing has been going right,
I walk where also can fall down,
I want to have a proper meal also have mosquitoes disturbing me,
Go jogging then rain,
Have to run and get drenched by the rain,
Reached opposite Yuying secondary school there walk abit also fall inside drain. =|
Then finally, I decided to walk,
Then a lady kept walking behind me and stepping on my slipper...
I decided to stop awhile and let her pass me,
But somehow, she just stood there,
When I started walking again,
She followed and continue stepping on my slippers.. =.=
I mean what the feathers is wrong with her sia,
But then i decided to ignore her,
I stood there awhile,
Then she stood there also,
Guess she was awaiting my movements so she can continue her evil deed....
I took a deep breath and starting running,
The good thing is she didnt chase me,
The bad news is that I fell down and sprained my ankle. =.=

Well this is sort of like me,
Except I dont corrupt a country and start having mass genocide,
I meant that the achievement part,
Having achievements is one of the greatest things in life,
But too bad,
With my mojo gone,
I cant seem to do anything right,
Except eating, drinking water and sleeping.
Well i hope that my mojo gets back to me soon,
Just in time before the big event. =O
Its a grand event that shall not be reveal to anyone that doesnt know until further notice.
Well on to the next picture.

Lol.Well thats the typical male toilet for you.
Its full of unique people.
The guy in yellow shirt is obviously using the toilet at the end to avoid such things,
But too bad,
Some sort of unique people will ignore the case and still use the toilet beside him.
Will if he is trying to prove a point,
He sure has gotten alot of people's attention xP
Well since this picture mainly speaks for itself,
On to the next picture.

That plane driver is very evil sia,
Plane crashing and all he can think about is saving himself....
There could be children down there who has yet to enjoy the finer things in life.
I hope that rocket seat of his send him into some sort of desolate wasteland for his wrongdoings,
Haix...
Sadly, life doesnt work that way...
Sigh........ Guess should stop posting here....

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Wow that is one of the most failed Psychic convention ever.
They cant even predict that they are not gonna be available on that day...
Well I am predicting something that is likely to happen,
There will be less flaming here now since -- is banned for continuous flaming. =)
Well.... At least that is one thing I done right today.... =,=

2010-03-31T00:52:00.002+08:00

Well since nothing interesting happened today,
I will be talking about pictures that amuses me.

This Picture teaches me that when I drive,
I must be focused on the road and not on chatting with people on the phone
I scared I kenna creamed just like the driver =X
Creamed is another word for Pawned xD
Saying that in case people dont understand =P
Well I have no idea how is the guy who gotten creamed,
But I hope he is fine...
Well on to the next picture.

Lol at first I dont understand the picture,
So I googled it to find out what it means
Well its a transformer robot putting up his hand against the storms of destruction signaling it to stop xD.
As the caption said; "Yeah, THAT'S gonna work"
Its obviously not gonna work,
So its an obvious sarcasm. xD
But that picture makes abit of sense,
In a way that even if you have no choice,
Doing something stupid is at least better then doing nothing,
At least that transformers thing gave it a shot,
And he is looking on the bright side thinking that it would work. xD
Aww well since that robot thing is gonna be dead anyway,
On to the next photo.

Hahaha, this is one of my favourite photos,
Since you are going to fail anyway,
Might as well fail in such a way that makes people think how you failed so epically.
Please dont do this in a test if you are in Yuying Sec.
Cause teachers will murder me if you all purposely fail in such a way that leaves the teachers wondering how you did that.
If you from other schools then not my problem, xD
The teachers cant find me. xp
But YYSS students dont sabo me please.
Yesterday already kenna sabo enough liao.
Do stupid stuff then i kenna framed. -.-
Hope that doesnt happen again.
Should stop posting here LOL.
Blogger dont allow me to post too many pictures xD.

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I am currently on budget xD.
Easter celebration coming up also,
On the same day as Bryan's Birthday =X

2010-03-30T01:29:00.007+08:00

Dont feel like blogging long post today...
So just talk about that picture up there,
It self-explanatory,
Just because something is not as good doesnt mean it is not just as useful LOL
Well since this post seems rather short i should put in another photo as well xD
Haix blogger dont let me upload so many images...
Aww well settle for one image today ba LOL.
Stop this noob postings here.

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As for - , -- , --- and ---- please state ur names before I ban you from my cbox. =X
Its weird talking to strangers who uses the - symbol for his/her name online xD

2010-03-29T02:41:00.009+08:00

Lol bored today leh,
Nothing much to say today.
So shall post irrelevant stuff that I thought of today because of all the stuff that happened,
How to tell when a Coke-Lover is EMO
Answer; When He is Drinking Pepsi,
Damn lame right?But well its true,Just now went out at 11.30pm,Looked forward to buying coke and drink,
But then all 3 Cheers store didnt have 1.5litres Coke,
So i settled for pepsi,
Was a bit dejected due to lack of Coke at home and some other personal stuff
Drinking Pepsi didnt help one bit =X
Still feel jacked up LOL
There is nothing peppy about Pepsi.Or maybe Pepsi = Pep si (si pronounced as 死)
So its Pep死 as in Pep die.
Pep is a synonym for Happy lol.
Aww... According to all the people,I have successfully not scolded vulgarities for 3months xD
Thats the longest I have not scold vulgarities in my teenage life,Last time using vulgarities is like drinking water like that,
Cannot stop doing it,But recently controlled liao,
No longer scold liao xD
Irony sia, People dont want their children to scold vulgarities and yet they are doing it on a daily basis.
Aww well Guess stuff are always like that.Feel like posting some pictures here, but then i have to waste my time to allocate them to certain positions,So I think two picture will do just fine.

Well the picture says it all,
No matter what, there is always some part in your life that will result in failure,
And there is no explanation for it.
In case you dont understand that photo,
It shows Homer with corn flakes and milk,
He wants to make cereal,
And everyone knows that to make cereal,
All you have to do is to pour the milk in,But even doing that,
Homer's cereal still can catch fire and burn LOL.
So sometimes when You fail and you cannot find a solution to it,
Just accept the failure.

That is probably one of the worst fireman ever.
But looking at that picture made me laugh,
It brings me more joy than Pepsi.
Lol if you dont understand the picture,
Here is what it is saying,
First you save the person from the fire,Then the other 4 pictures shows you how to do the fireman's lift
6th picture shows the person climbing up into the wrestling arena,
7th picture the guy performs a slam on the victim,
8th picture shows the impact
9th picture shows the person doing his winning pose LOL.

Everyone has heard of or played Mario right?
Its the game where he goes from stage to stage to save his princess,
And Yoshi is the thing he rides on lol.
That picture also made me laugh,
Everytime when Mario has to jump further,
He will have to drop the Yoshi to save himself,
Lol thats what the picture is saying xD

Guess should go back to watching television
Since no one is online now =X

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As for the Red words I use to make announcements.
Have only one thing to say "GG-fied."
Dont ask why, Its Just "GG-fied"

2010-03-27T02:04:00.002+08:00

Check out upside down words
lol unɟ sı sıɥʇ

^upside down words lol
I went to learn how to do this because facebook groups say they will teach me,
But have to do a survey which never loads....
So i didnt get to learn through facebook =(
Got owned by emotions over and over again recently =(
Shyness have conquered over me.
Since i not so sure how shyness works,
I went to google it xD

In humans, shyness (also called diffidence) is a social psychology term used to describe the feeling of apprehension, lack of confidence or awkwardness experienced when a person is in proximity to, approaching, or being approached by other people, especially in new situations or with unfamiliar people. Shyness may come from personality introversion, genetic traits, or the environment in which a person is raised.

In biology, shy generally means "tends to avoid human beings"; See crypsis. Shyness in gorilla manifests with ostensibly similar behavioral traits, but differs wholly from humans in cognition and motivation.

How shyness works!

See black words

Shyness is most likely to occur during unfamiliar situations, though in severe cases it may hinder an individual in his or her most familiar situations and relationships as well. Admitting feelings may become difficult for the individual. Shy persons avoid the objects of their apprehension in order to keep from feeling uncomfortable and inept; thus, the situations remain unfamiliar and the shyness perpetuates itself. Shyness may fade with time; e.g., a child who is shy towards strangers may eventually lose this trait when older and more socially adept. This often occurs by adolescence or young adulthood (generally around the age of 13). In some cases, though, it may become an integrated, life-long character trait. Humans experience shyness to different degrees and in different areas. For example, an actor may be loud and bold on stage, but shy in an interview. In addition, shyness may manifest when one is in the company of certain people and completely disappear when with others— one may be outgoing with friends and family, but experience love-shyness toward potential partners, even if strangers are generally not an obstacle.

The condition of true shyness may simply involve the discomfort of difficulty in knowing what to say in social situations, or may include crippling physical manifestations of uneasiness. Shyness usually involves a combination of both symptoms, and may be quite devastating for the sufferer, in many cases leading them to feel that they are boring, or exhibit bizarre behavior in an attempt to create interest, alienating them further. Behavioral traits in social situations such as smiling, easily producing suitable conversational topics, assuming a relaxed posture and making good eye contact, which come spontaneously for the average person^{[citation needed]}, may not be second nature for a shy person. Such people might only effect such traits by great difficulty, or they may even be impossible to display. Shyness is considered to be a neutral personality trait by people who are not shy, but a very negative trait by those who are shy themselves^{[citation needed]}. In fact, those who are shy are actually perceived more negatively because of the way they act towards others. Shy individuals are often distant during conversation, which may cause others to create poor impressions of them, simply adding to their shyness in social situations.

How sad that shyness blocks me =(
Luckily I stumbled across this.

How to Talk to Your Crush Even Though You Are Shy

Steps

1
If you are just passing in the hallways, just Try to get the courage to say hi. You might even be able to start a conversation.
2
Be yourself when you talk to him/her. He/She may not like you if you pretend to be someone you're not.
3
If you have a bad habit when talking to any guy/girl you like, you'll be at a downside. Just try to be yourself (don't curse excessively or call everything retarded, etc).
4
Dont Lie when you talk to him/her. If he/she really likes a hobby that you don't, don't say you like it. He/She will find out you lied to him/her.
5
Be Nice Never give him/her mean looks or anything to draw attention.
6
Be confident Feel as if the world is in your hands.
7
Have an interesting topic to talk about. Read some blogs or check the news. Read magazines, books, watch TV, have adventures, listen to different music and watch different movies.
8
After talking to him/her a lot finally come out with saying that you like him/her just don't say the exact line! Come up with something original (for guidelines see tips)
9
If he/she likes you back, then ask him/her out

Used alot of article in today's posting....
Reading my blog will improve your English LOL.
Guess should stop posting here.

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If I had a rose for every time I think of you, I can walk forever in my garden of roses.

Seeing the person you like being hurt,
Its like having a dagger piercing through your Heart.

Mai siao siao hor, Both sentence up there is i Write myself de.
Thats how deep i am =)

2010-03-23T13:22:00.002+08:00

I NEED TO HAVE THE RAW NERVE TO TELL HER THAT I LIKE HER.
Sian dont even have the balls to tell her that....
If someone else managed to get her,
then GGwp, Emo One Corner...
Havent Done anything much today =.=
And can see that GUYS ARE MORE KAYPO THEN GIRLS....

2010-03-23T03:41:00.002+08:00

Haix... Today a few more people know who I like =X
I was constantly getting probed lol,
Donno why alot of people seems to know except "her".
Guess must make my move quickly or else GGwp.
Then emo for a long time,
Hope she likes me lol
But need to keep hinting her somehow,
Hinting her is better then the direct approach LOL.
Just start back playing Maple lol.
Dont worry, will be a cost efficient Mapler,
Meaning I wont spend much on maple lol.
Aww well donno what to do now.
Dota is still fun to play with friends,
But alone play dota is just pure emo,
Dont want to be emo so play maple sua.
Try my best not to be a Mapletard.
Lol

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Lol if she sees this I hope she knows who she is so wont be so awkward, I dont even think she will read but making an effort is good for now =X

2010-03-19T03:20:00.002+08:00

If you are seeing this now, you must think i am a korean fan,
Well, No, but their songs is quite nice lol.
Spent around 1hour 30mins listening to all the songs of theirs,
Though I dont understand what they sang,
Sounds nice can liao right? LoL
Till now am trying to grasp all the interest that 'she' is in to.
If you all know who then please keep it a secret.
If you want to know then ask me, I might tell you
But if somehow she stumbles upon this blog then GGwp,
Just in case you donno, GGwp = Good Game Well Played,
That is how most people define GGwp,
Well, Except Zhihern who would define it as something else,
That one if you wanna know, I can tell you,
Sadly i do not how to get 'Her' interested in me =(
Chatted with her today =P
Get to know abit more about her,
Slowly have to piece together all the infomation to get to know all about her,
Now I know so little about her =(
Cannot go and spy on her, she might think its creepy =x
Have no idea when I will see her again =l
Who knows, if she stumble upon this blog then she might figure it out herself.
But then there is a very low chance she will read anyway =P
I gotta be more observant about her,
Notice everything she does when she is around me,
Hope i get to spend more time with her =p
Maybe should make up an excuse to ask her out,
I am a very shy person just in case you all do not. =X
By the way Michhy, I wanna photo with you,
LSQ is offering $10SGD for a picture of anyone with you =P
Can also help you overcome your camera shyness xD.

Oh and I stumbled upon something very interesting today on Garena SG Forum xD

Read the read words to find out "How To Turn Guys Down"

Source; http://sg.garena.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=762837&extra=page%3D1

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Isnt that amazing?
Learn how to turn guys down easily xD
I hope "she" doesnt use these against me =\
Suddenly I feel like i should edit that How To Turn Guys Down part away xD
But i know she wouldnt =P
Cause she is the sweetest and nicest girl ever =O
Shall stop my short post here.

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2010-03-17T00:49:00.005+08:00

If You Cannot See The Results, Click On The Picture
Well... I guess everyone wishes for results like this,
But it doesnt just falls from the sky though,
Hardwork is needed to achieve such a nice result.
Or photoshop, Whichever works for you is fine.
Havent been updating in awhile due to certain issues,
Guess have too much things to do.
Havent been dota-ing much lately as well,At least is good to know that people are actually looking for me when I missing xD.
Although its not for a good cause but it is still good to know that people cares,

LOL by the way, Check out the FIRST EVER LEFT HANDED GAMING MOUSE.
As a gamer, I would find it tedious to get that mouse and re-learn how to use that mouse.
I have nothing wrong with using my Right hand to game xD.
And I am left-handed by the way, so that adds credibility to my statements.
Being left handed doesnt make me special in anyway,
Except sitting beside me and if you are right handed it might get annoying,
Cause elbows keep colliding like bumper cars.
Lol i also found so many interesting photos,
Contact me if you want them XD.

Here is an example of one.

I couldnt agree more on this picture,
Its like you argue on the internet and you win,
There is nothing for you to gain LOL.
This picture is one of my favourites in the archive of funny photos.
Some of them are actually quite cool xD.

Shall Stop Here Now,
Anything can contact me at 96910202

2010-03-10T18:30:00.003+08:00

Am going to be MIA for awhile, will still logon to check facebook once in a while.
Still contactable VIA sms, Not so much on face book or msn.

SMS @ 96910202

2010-03-09T02:48:00.001+08:00

Cant blog now, Just received my Poly Shit and have like 3more days to do it, which i find impossible so am going ask for extension tomorrow.

The Singapore Mailing System sucks.

2010-03-08T03:22:00.002+08:00

Dont know whats going on lately

Just know that today was just an ordinary day

Had webcam conversation with some guy from Bangladesh
He is a nice guy, who is on one of the top teams of DotA
Reached home at 3am today after alot of crapping outside with people,
Saw Weili, Chuen mong and GuoYuan just now,
Played a few rounds with them,
After that went to eat KFC
Ordered Student meal Fish Zinger =X
Apparently to them, all you need is a secondary school EZ-link card to work.
Changed my mashed potato to cheese fries without mayonnaise and spring onions,
So its just fries with a massive amount of cheese.
It took me 1hour to finish the Fish Zinger,
After Eating, Followed WeiLi, Chuen mong and Guoyuan to drink.
For social purposes, I drank abit lol.
Cant drink too much cause afterward have a match.
Won the match, If drink too much sure shag and cant play well.
I was just a stand in for the guy who was busy,
Guess I wont be playing the next round xD
After that went to walk home with Daniel

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2010-03-02T15:30:00.002+08:00

Wow this post is for yesterday LOL
Yesterday was awaken by Ardi, asking me to go eat breakfast
Went to eat pizza with Ardi and Addy
After that went to dota with Ardi
And Ardi is very pro sia lol
After Dotaing with him, Followed him to Hougang point,
Went there to eat mac,
Ardi ordered the same as me, guess that was kinda gay.
After that went back to find Zon and Zhihern
stayed with them at someplace till 6.30am
6.30am addy called me and i realised i forgot i am suppose to pass him my PE outfit at 6.30am
Quickly rushed home, take the stuff and pass to Addy
After passing the stuff to Addy,
Followed him and Dengjuu to school,
Took a stroll with them around school,
Saw Brenda lol
After the bell rings, it was time for me to go off
Said bye to Dengjuu and Addy then went back to find Zhihern and Zon
Sent Zon home first at Kovan Melody
then Sent Zhihern Home at near PLMGS there then after that
Went home on my own thinking about stuff,
Reached home at around 8.30am
Shower then went to sleep at around 10am LOL
Then woke up at 2pm lol,
Like no need sleep de.
Then went to see the sizing command thing from drill handbook =P
Cause forgot alot sia, its like damn long never shout commands,
People used to say my voice damn loud lol.

Here goes the Sizing command

Yang tigi kekanan renda kekiri dalam satu barisan paras

dari kanan berdua bilang

nombor gangil satu langka kehadapan,
nombor genap satu langka keblakan, gerak

orang yang di sembilang kekenan diam
nombor gangil pu seng kanan
nombor genap pu seng kiri
squad kekanan dan kekiri pu seng

jedikan tiga barisan cepat jalan

Got that from drill handbook so i cheated =P
Oh yea forgot to mention this
Happy Birthday To WeiXuan
so sad, WeiXuan birthday then he have to go army,
Hopes he do well there
Gotta stop posting here LOL
The post so short today =l

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2010-02-28T14:12:00.005+08:00

LOL was stalking forums when I found this
Read the red words to find out more lol.

New Way To Find Girlfriend?

haha. saw some1 post this link in client. http://jasonbiteme.blogspot.com/
have the following post

Application for a Girlfriend ( females only)
Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 9:31 AM | Posted by JaSoN A.k.A [j]BiTEmE

Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent (females only)

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required..
Age:18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding rm 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
• bike rides each duration 1 hour
• trips to Lambir National Park
• 5 Trips to City fan / Bulatan park
• Desserts at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth rm10 /-
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to Bintang Shopping Mall and Boulevard every weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (will be Promoted to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:

Name/fresher- exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.
Source: http://sg.garena.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=752000&extra=page%3D1

What an interesting way to get a new girlfriend dont you think?
Although the above post is demeaning and wrong, its still somehow funny.

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2010-02-27T04:17:00.002+08:00

LOL today woke up at 12noon
Friday is my do nothing day, so there was nothing to do =P
Went to school, first familiar person I saw was Andy,
Quite a nice chap,
Decided to stay at school after Andy went off,
Saw Agnes before Andy went off.
After awhile saw eugene, then talked to him awhile.
Walked around aimlessly in the school later for around 3hours,
Then after that saw benjamin and willy,
Then saw Glenn awhile later,
Chatted awhile and played abit of DJ Max,
Followed Glenn to talk to Print 2 and Sarah =P
Went off with both of them,
Chatted with Print 2 while walking.
We both reached Kovan Melody where she went in first,
Waited outside for Zon,
Around 5mins after she went off, Zon and Zhihern came to pick me up,
Went in, sign into the place.
After going into Zon's place, used Zon's comp to surf the internet
Didnt do much, only chatted with people on MSN
Then chatted with Brenda on facebook,
After finish surfing the web,
Went out to see how their card playing is going out lol,
then I was shocked to learn that Yijing lost over $300++ Dollars which is shocking news to me.
Good news is that everyone else won over $50++
After going off at around 10++ PM,
We went to eat with the guys at opposite Serangoon Junior College, Near where i live =P
After that went to lan awhile to play DotA
Lost 1v1 to simontia, but its okay
After lan timed out, sent zon home to his house at Kovan Melody.
Then sent Zhihern off at his house near the school area,
Went home then started eating stuff,
Reach home at 3.30AM then starting Blogging,
Stop my ridiculously short post here.

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2010-02-22T05:16:00.002+08:00

Today is just another regular day...
Nothing much has happened since saturday which was like 2 days ago
It gets boring during the holidays.
School is so much more interesting lol.
First International Dota Match at MCC Room located in Oceania and I lost,
Guess havent that much experience yet to expect a win,
So sad sia, the most interesting thing today i guess would be the tv shows lol
Still Free-lancing DotA for different teams.
End My Short Post Here

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2010-02-21T17:36:00.002+08:00

Just got a new blogskin, after rewriting a few script that is screwed up,
the blogskin finally work. nothing much to post now since I didnt do much today.
But Yesterday did alot of stuff, went jogging at 11am, 1pm eat at purple market,
2pm walked around heartland mall waiting for Bryan to call, in the end someone else called,
then went off heartland mall at 3-4pm, saw print 2 at the escalator lol,
then at the underpass saw Brenda and someone else, not sure what her name is.
Spoke with them for awhile then went off, didnt know where they go,
lol so i went off to lan, see Ahyong, Bryan, YiJing and Zhihern, all at lan lol.
Played for a long time, then afterwards, I watched Bryan,Zhihern and YiJing played their 3rd tournament round.
They did considerably well since they didnt practice at all.
After their tournament ended, Zhihern, Zon, John and I went to eat some sort of steamboat thing.
After eating finish we went off, I walked with Zon to his house cause he was very tired,
Walked to Zon's house which was at Kovan Melody lol, then he invited me to his house on Wednesday to Bai Nian
Accepted his offer then I went home, Upon reaching home I went to shower and waited for hair to dry...
Reach home at 4am, slept at 6am.
End Short Post here.

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Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and YiJing's Garena Tournament SG has ended yesterday as top 16 out of 64 Top teams.

2010-02-19T04:10:00.003+08:00

Ahhh Fuck, Reaching the breaking point whereby if my fever goes any higher I will be screwed...
Today morning I thought I was in the clear when my fever dropped from 39.7 to 36.5.
Who knew that it was short-lived and during 10pm my temperature shot up to 40.3, feeling so hot everywhere sia.
Listened to Selena Gomez Songs, is very nice lol
Some of her songs are pure and innocent, some are fun to headbang, but dont recommend doing headbang at lan.
Headbanging while having a splitting headache is bad as well, its like hammering your head after spinning around for 3whole minutes.
My medicine is Neurofen 400 lol, its like an upgraded Neurofen, it has 2times the power in one small pathetic tablet.
Doctor say I eat that i will be fine in 3-4days...
Damn sian sia, then everytime I keep thinking friday must go back school see see,
In the end never go back cause of various reasons.
The worst part is due to fever, didnt collect so much angpao WTF..
Wasted my whole fucking new year on crappy medicine that doesnt even seem to work.
Maybe the Neurofen 400 will cure me, if it doesnt, I go TTSH and gan that doctor.
If it works then the doctor has done his job well =)
See how understanding I am?
Amazed Right?
K back to the point where nothing makes sense, guess its about time my fever just fuck off...
Of all the time it decided to come during new year, last time I want to get sick also cannot.
Idiot mind games, too overwhelming and one fool's move is enough to screw everybody
Might need another body scan sia, its like everyday i get hit by something new...
4 Days ago car parking hit me,
3 Days ago tricycle hit me
2 Days ago some fat guy hit me
Yesterday most nice, Some guy dressed in some sandwich costume hit me.
End my ridiculously short post here.

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Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and YiJing 3rd round in the Garena Singapore Tournament This Saturday Or Sunday Will Update ASAP.

2010-02-18T03:45:00.005+08:00

Am still feverish, my temperature keeps going up and down =(
Can only wish that neurofen can cure my fever,
Haixx got a splitting headache,
Cant sleep after taking medicine, donno why
Whole day today keep sleep wake up eat take medicine sleep
Its like I am in Hospital all over again =.=
Guess its back to my wild shenanigans all over again as well
Damn I hate hospitals every time see kids there so sad sia, they so lonely
Children in hospital have the lousiest childhood, their whole life is based on staring at 4 walls and nurses.
Some of the nurses are not even hot.
Saw some idiot at 9.30 news about him stealing from airport after he lost all his money at casino
How much dumber can people get sia.
Heres what I saw from a website
Ignore the Indigo words if you do not wish to read

AN INDONESIAN man who lost all his money at the Resorts World Sentosa casino stole a mobile phone from an undergraduate at Changi Airport.
Paulus Djohar, 49, unemployed, was jailed for four weeks on Wednesday after pleading guilty to stealing a $500 phone from Ms Lim Tse Min at Terminal 1 on Tuesday.
A court heard that he came here from Malaysia last Tuesday with the intention of patronising the newly-opened casino at RWS. As he lost all his money gambling at the casino on Monday, the second day of its opening, he decided to steal from passengers at Changi Airport.
Early on Tuesday morning, Djohar was at the airport when he approached Ms Lim, who was with a group sending a friend off.
One of them in the group saw his suspicious movements and alerted Ms Lim, who discovered the phone gone from the side pocket of her backpack. She and the witness confronted Djohar.
Djohar, who said he regretted what he had done, could have been jailed for up to three years and/or fined.
http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_491285.html
Guess I end my short post here.

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Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and YiJing 3rd round in the Garena Singapore Tournament Coming Up Soon Will Update ASAP.

2010-02-17T04:44:00.003+08:00

Oh wow was so sick today...
Fever reached 38.8 degrees celsius,
might have something to do me sleeping 3hours yesterday, from 7am-10am
Now is raining, so nice to look at raindrops hitting the window while i am using comp.
Now is 5am and i havent even sleep yet and taken medicine.
Feeling warm all over, lucky this time only fever,
Last time got fever, flu and cough =(
at least now i hope i get better soon
Short Post Ends here
Maybe tomorrow skip out on lan too feverish to go, dont want spread my poison all around =(

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Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and YiJing 3rd round in the Garena Singapore Tournament Coming Up Soon Will Update ASAP.

2010-02-10T04:47:00.003+08:00

I guess most people have always been asking me how i know so much stuff and how to do this and how to do that.

it is time that they refer to the photo up there.

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Congratulations to Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and YiJing For Making it to the 3rd round in the Garena Singapore Tournament.

2010-01-30T02:39:00.002+08:00

today is seriously a good day for me, i went around walking aimlessly as I do everyday, from 2-5pm, as i pass by school, I had a nice chat with the security guards. After humoring them, they allowed me to enter the school wearing slippers. I saw a few people and chatted with them and I spent the whole day with Glenn and Benjamin. Met some nice people who are fun to be around, Names shall not be mentioned here by order of the high court singapore alliance.

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Tomorrow 1pm is Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and Yijing's first competition match of the season, Good luck to them.

31 January 2010, 11.59pm is the last min for net force.

2010-01-26T00:48:00.002+08:00

Yesterday didnt meet her which was bad cause I canceled on her which is never a good thing. Lucky she was understanding enough to allow me some time with the guys. Saw zon blackshot yesterday from 11am-4pm. He and his team won top 8. Which was so sad cause to advance he had to win at least 2matches out of 3, the only won one team. The other 2 team is RejectsFF team 2 and team 3 which happened to be the top team in Singapore. At least they put up a close fight and didnt perform so badly.
Today went to Serangoon MRT to meet her, she was delighted to see me, vice versa. Instead of sending her home, we went to watch tooth fairy, not bad although I had to say it sucked abit. Buying big popcorn for 2 people is not worth it. When the movie ended only half the popcorn was eaten, was a sad waste of popcorn. The people of Haiti would hate me for dumping popcorn. After the movie was over I sent her home and I was on my merry way home. When I was about to rest my head and sleep, Bryan called me and ask me to go net force with him, which i did even though i am so tired. By an inconceivable stroke of luck some guy offer me his comp with still had like 2hours, so I just took it. Cabal-ed awhile explored new map. Before I knew it, it was already 12midnight, so i went home and lady luck was on my side for I found 5 bucks on the floor while walking, since there was no one around, I was forced to keep the money for myself. Ever since i met her i have been having good luck.

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Saturday 1pm is Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and Yijing's first competition match of the season, Good luck to them.

Saturday Last day of net force operating Staying overnight there please join the lot of people overnighting there

2010-01-24T08:07:00.003+08:00

Woah, today is the big day I guess, going to meet her later. Watching a movie later, let her pick the movie while i just buy the popcorn and drinks and enjoy/suffer through the movie. Hope all goes well later.

Today is Zon's First Blackshot competition Match. Me and bryan going down to watch wahahaha.

Stop here ba later then continue.

2010-01-23T02:19:00.003+08:00

Wow, today had an interesting day, by an unfathomable stroke of luck i managed to see the girl that i saw yesterday. I chatted with her until we both got to kallang where i walked her home and I took a bus back to hougang. What we talked about shall remain unknown to the public. But it if at least i can let you know what the talk was about. It was about her interests and how i can tutor her if she needed help on anything. That gave her more reason to call me which she did. I got to know her better today and thats going to help me alot on sunday. Going to remember her favorite food, drinks and sweet. This is a must for a one on one stuff, tips i got from a guru. Wonder what will happen on sunday sia.

Anyway Goodluck To Zon this coming Sunday on a Blackshot tournament.
And to Bryan, Zon, Zhihern and Yijing Next Saturday On Dota Tournament.

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To Melvin and Heede, I am not humsap.

Life as a humsap (not)

2010-01-22T01:24:00.003+08:00

Wow havent updated my blog since god knows when, guess the boring cycle breaks today. Maybe it is because today interesting things happen to me today because i did something different. I went to watch soccer with King Heede and a few other people worth mentioning but lazy to mention. Went to heede's house and he was late as usual, after sitting at heede's house and doing nothing, we walked to heartland mall. Heede wanted to bus but i had a hard time convincing him to walk. It was like a 5seconds process when i tell heede; "eh heede walk can?" Heede replied;"anything lets go." Went to Heartland mall then went to macdonald where heede ate BIG MAC. After we ate, heede realised that he forgotten the ball after like 45mins when we were out of his house. We then walked to heede's house after heede when to school to take his XXXXX paper. Heede showed me and Joshua how to break into his house by using a paper clip, a bubble gum, hairpin, a shoe and a broom. After heede broke into his own house, we took 62 bus, when it reached Yuying,Melvin came in the bus, where we chat about various stuff that has no apparent meaning. A few stops from yuying, I spotted a cute girl walking up onto the second deck where the guys and me have been for like 10-15mins, i noticed that i have met her before when i went to SP open house. Just in case some people donno SP is Singapore Polytechnic, The last time I saw her was at Serangoon MRT station. She was standing in front of me with her friends. Somehow i eavesdropped on their conversation and they were talking about girls being molested which was like to cool to hear from a girls point of view. I shall not mention what they have said as it would be bad for youngsters out there. After both her friends left She and I were left in that particular train compartment, She stared at me and I stare back at her. It turns out that she was one of my Kallang friend's sister whom i have forgotten. Her name shall remain unknown to you all as people who bothers to read this post will find out about her. She exchanged numbers with me at the MRT station, we both reached outram MRT where we bade our farewells and we went our separate ways. Ok back to what happened in the bus, I sms-ed her that i am in the same bus as her and she did not believe until i left the bus. Can you believe the stroke of luck? We alighted at the same bus stop, While i was going down the stairs, i smiled at her, she smiled back, after i stepped 2 flights down I raised my hands and waved at her. Me and her dropped at Kallang MRT, i saw her went away. That was when Melvin Called Me Humsap.
I sms her bye bye.
She replied why you come Kallang?
I told her i was busy at the moment as I didnt want any private stuffs to be leaked out to the open public. So i waited till they started playing soccer, and i went to some sort of VIP Box spot where i continued my conversation with tingting, we chatted for quite some time. But every 10-25mins, someone will come into the area, this made me stop sms-ing her for awhile until the room was just me alone. Then i continued my conversation with her. I plan to meet her on sunday when she is free. =D
Our conversation ended at 8.23PM. I guess after this my life went back to being boring.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SUNDAY =D
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Most likely updating on Sunday, depending on how my day with her will be.

=D

2009-12-23T10:08:00.002+08:00

I should've known
From how I felt
When we were together
And even more when we were apart
You tiptoed in
And you got under my skin
You snuck your way right into my heart

I put up barriers
To shield my emotions
A wall that you could never break apart
But like a ninja of love
Rappelling down from above
You snuck your way right into my heart

Aww what a nice poem.

Phineas: Ya keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare

Swampy: I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire

Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?

Some other random stuff that rhythms.

UNITED NATIONS (CNN) -- Sexual exploitation and forced labor are the most common forms of human trafficking in the world, a new report from the U.N. O

2009-12-12T03:29:00.000+08:00

The "Global Report on Trafficking in Persons" is based on data from 155 countries and offers a global assessment of human trafficking and efforts to fight it.

The most common form of human trafficking is sexual exploitation, at 79 percent, the report said. The victims of sexual exploitation are predominantly women and girls.

In about one-third of the countries that provided information on the gender of the traffickers, women made up the largest proportion of traffickers. In Central Asia and Eastern Europe, women make up more than 60 percent of those convicted of trafficking.

"In these regions, women trafficking women is the norm," said Antonio Maria Costa, the head of U.N. Office on Drugs and Crime. "It is shocking that former victims become traffickers. We need to understand the psychological, financial and coercive reasons why women recruit other women into slavery."

The second most common form of human trafficking is forced labor, or slavery, making up 18 percent of the total, although the writers of the report say it may be under reported.

"How many hundreds of thousands of victims are slaving away in sweat shops, fields, mines, factories, or trapped in domestic servitude?" Costa said. "Their numbers will surely swell as the economic crisis deepens the pool of potential victims and increases demand for cheap goods and services."

Regardless of the type of human trafficking, nearly one in five of its victims were children, according to the report.

"Children's nimble fingers are exploited to untangle fishing nets, sew luxury goods or pick cocoa," the report said. "Their innocence is abused for begging, or exploited for sex as prostitutes, pedophilia or child pornography. Others are sold as child brides or camel jockeys."

In a 2008 report on human trafficking, the U.S. State Department listed Kuwait, Oman, Qatar and Saudi Arabia as destination countries with widespread trafficking abuses, particularly forced laborers trafficked from Asia and Africa who are subject to restrictions on movement, withholding of passports, threats and physical and sexual abuse.

The report found those countries made feeble efforts to rescue victims and prosecute traffickers.

The department's report also says slave labor in developing countries such as Brazil, China and India was fueling part of their huge economic growth. Other countries on the blacklist were Algeria, Cuba, Fiji, Iran, Myanmar, Moldova, North Korea, Papua New Guinea, Sudan and Syria.

The U.N. Protocol Against Trafficking in Persons has been in place since 2003. The number of member states "seriously implementing" the protocol has doubled, according to the U.N. report. But it singled out Africa for lacking the necessary legal instruments and the will to crack down on human trafficking.

"There are strong international agreements to ensure that people's lives are not for sale," Costa said. "I urge governments to enforce them."

PLEASE STOP HUMAN TRAFFICKING

2009-12-11T04:16:00.002+08:00

Cant sleep so post some stuff. 11/12/2009 is the premiere of Naturally.

Read some other people's blog and realize how sensitive people are, it makes me feel sad. Gotta Learn how to overcome the emotion called sadness. Sadness causes chaos throughout the universe. Only something more contagious then sadness can cure the dreaded disease. This is known as laughter. So next time when you see someone crying and feeling all sad, try your best to make them laugh. And maybe, who knows? You might get a new friend. People you try to cheer up dont have to be someone you already know. Anyone who is crying, is sad. Attempting to stop them from crying, means more to them then a $10 note. By making them happy, you have made the world a better place, for the sad person and yourself. Even if you dont know how to make them laugh again, you can always stay quiet and be by their side.

The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom.

Remember that.

2009-12-10T23:20:00.003+08:00

Sneak Peak at a new music video Naturally By Selena Gomez

2009-11-21T02:29:00.001+08:00

FACEBOOK TRICK: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic circles will appear. Put this as your status if it works. after you follow all the steps scroll up or down...then the circles will appear. The only way to get rid of them are to log off or refresh the page.... Try It lol

^Saw this from Selena Gomez's wall.^

My Quote for today.

2009-11-20T03:10:00.002+08:00

TOO LAZY TO UPDATE

Gone But Not Forgotten

2009-11-17T15:30:00.002+08:00

Just a while ago, I found out that one of my gamer friend Adbul Hakim Mohamed Azman has a pro and a dedicated WC3 gamer had passed on last Thursday morning. It is sad how people would just go like that.

His Life Story

This is a quick tribute to this warrior who had been fighting hard against his cancer condition. Despite down with this illness, he still solider on for his passion in gaming, and during WCG this year, he did gave up and left behind legacy and the final footprint of his achievements by winning a 2nd running up. That was a great achievement after recuperating during a one year hiatus.

From GameSync - Born on 5 October 1988, Hakim led an active life since he was young; he had been a footballer in primary school and joined canoeing as his CCA in secondary school. However, it was to be in gaming that Hakim was to find his calling.

Beginning in early 2006, Hakim started to play WarCraft III competitively with Clan DiScOnNeCt (Disc), eventually joining RageFaction as the Assistant Leader of their WC3 division.

It was the start of one of the most successful WC3 careers in the Singapore community, one that would see Hakim win podium finishes in local and regional competitions over the span of three years. His exploits even brought him to Moscow, Russia in 2008, where he competed in the KODE5 Global Finals.

So let us all remember that we have such great WC3 player that once walked among us and learn from him his fighting spirit.

I would like to express my deepest condolences to his family and may Adbul Hakim Mohamed Azman rest in peace.

He is in a better place now.

what the heck

2009-11-16T13:51:00.004+08:00

Just woke up from my deep and meaningless slumber and realize that these few days I have absolutely NOTHING to do on my schedule other then training and sleeping. Went out with Zon and Bryan and yesterday, no ZhiHern for reasons unknown. After training went to eat with Zon and Bryan, went to eat. Then on the way to eat saw WeiJie, Bryan's younger brother. Nothing much, after eat, went back to training grounds. Trained till night, played a few ladder games. Stay out late with Zon and John till 3am, nothing to do at home anyway... Stop here ba later then continue.

Continuing At 4:19am
WTF just came back from places which i am not saying for reasons you people will never know, saw facebook which zon posted

"Socialinterview.com asked me "If Kelson Leong liked Xxxxxx Xxx What would he do" would he beg her for marriage and lose his dignity
I Answered YES.~"

Names censored to prevent the to prevent the person's identity and to prevent me from getting mocked. Anyway, that is untrue lol. Wednesday starting Gym after Piano woooo... Need to not get fat, after sleep, eat, eat then sleep, then dota , eat the sleep then nothing to do, the slowly grow heavier... Stop here ba i go sleep ler.

ANYTHING SMS 96910202 To FIND ME. DONT CALL

so sad

2009-11-15T03:12:00.002+08:00

These few days keep staying out so late until 3-4am, feel so bad that i didnt stay at home and sleep earlier. Now is 3.30am WTF, I suppose to meet zon and the rest at 6am.. i think no need go tournament today ler cb so late, make me so damn sian. Somehow i am not even tired after today and wow wednesday and thursday/friday going __________ house for piano wahaha. damn cool sia. Nothing much to say today sia donno why, my brain is dead today, cant think of anything long and meaningless to type.

Friday the 13th

2009-11-14T03:18:00.003+08:00

As some of you might know, today is friday the 13th, rumoured to be the worst day in human history due to the plague in 1966 which start also on Friday the 13th. Please do not be superstitious and start hanging a horse shoe or a rabbit feet around your neck. First of all, horse shoes were given to horse to level the plowing grounds where fertilizers are put into soil. So by hanging a horse shoe on your neck, you are actually hanging a piece of cow dung by your neck. For the rabbit leg, it is unwise to hang it by your neck unless you are in china, if a rabbit's foot is spotted as a neck wear in china, the people of china would kindly accept it, but if an average ordinary 13year old boy spotted it, he will pretend to cry and feign death to worry you. Rabbit's foot are very vomit-inducing, it can traumatized young kids and scare old people to death. Actually that doesnt sound like a bad idea. We can wear rabbit's foot outdoors to scare young people till they dare not go out to solve the world crisis problem of over achieving young minds taking over the world. This can also help with the problem of aging population. Imagine wearing a rabbit's foot outdoor to scare old people to death while laughing maniacally and giving yourself a face palm. Should stop here now, and Bryan is GAY.(Dont ask why)

oh wow.....

2009-11-12T23:37:00.003+08:00

Today so bored sia... Played some RPG Game which people from forums say it takes 2weeks to finish, WTF sia, it took me 20hours to finish that whole game on the hardest mode, this shows that never believe what you read at times. Hm.... Spending too less time with her... I guess the times I think of her cannot be counted.(cause i kinda forgotten) But aww well, nothing much to say ler... Nothing to do anyway. Holiday so boring..........

After 45mins of rewriting of script i finally got a new blogskin LOL.

Changed blogskin because of someone (You will never guess who unless you are __________)

FINALLY

2009-11-11T23:08:00.003+08:00

After all this Fking Shit hell of a time, O LVLs are FINALLY OVER. Got so happy that after hanging out with some people whom are very very interesting, I went down to Net force lan, saw a few people and chatted awhile, then went RoC to watch people play dota, damn tired after that, so i went home. On my way home, i accidentally punched some guy who was running. I stretch my hand out and yawned then that damn 'Smart' guy ran up to my fist and he was on the ground moaning. I stared at him as he was moaning in pain and suffering. After 1min of staring at him(at mercury time, which is like 2-3 seconds of earth's time) I walked off leaving his sorry hide lying down outside SRJC.Come to think of it, that guy was also wearing a uniform like that.... AWW WELL TO HECK WITH ALL THAT. Hope that guy rest in peace and not pieces. To all joggers out there, Never Run Into Other People's Fist As It Will Hurt Your Head/Face/Nose. Hm... Maybe I should sue that lowlife scoundrel, why not sia? He hurt my Hand with his face by running towards it. Hah, loophole spotted, should get 5-10 Thousand SGD from him that is Legal tender. Remember when concerning money, always mention the type of currency(eg. SGD or USD or Rupiah) and Legal Tender Is Always A Must(If it is not legal tender, he can just write $50 and give it to you and say that it legal tender) and never accept cheques as most people would write you a cheque as a debt payoff and they can always cancel the cheque whenever they like it. I can just write a 5million dollar cheque and give it to some idiot down by the street and cancel off that cheque, and when that idiot attempts to bank in the cheque, he realises that the cannot get the money he will come looking for me. Then when he finally finds me, after 3 hours after i told him to meet me at Lan 4hours ago. He will nag and complain about him not getting his money, then i report him to police for absurdly attempting to nibble at my bank assets. He will then go bankrupt and wished that this never happened, he will suffer in shame for the rest of his life working at a lifeless glue factory with animals while I laugh at his utter miserly and slowly watch him end his pathetic,miserable, incapable, futile, ineffective , worthless and pitiful live by him stabbing himself in the neck with a chopstick, causing his utter demise because of his insatiable hunger for money causing him slow and painful death as I watched from a distance and laugh maniacally at his doomed life.
Finally unwinded. Please feel free to leave any comments,concerns or tag before you go.
P.S. Lawsuits are not affirmable(accepted and/or allowed) here. Nor will they be bother to be opened

2009-11-10T15:13:00.000+08:00

damn sian, can someone tell me what to do now other then banging my head against the table....

Nothing

2009-10-25T10:31:00.001+08:00

Blogger ate my post........

Nothing much

2009-10-08T19:20:00.002+08:00

Gimme Suggestion On How To Get More Interesting Blog. Winner May Get A Top Prize Of $100SGD. O level Coming, Cant Stop Mugging. Staring at books until sian ler. Today Most Interesting Thing I have seen so far is someone(Female) who shall not be named by order of the court as to protect her. She is nice LOL. And fk today want sit down on a nice white chair, I fell down cause JianKang kicked the chair away, injured my arse, damn pain. Stop here ler. Anything call me at 96910202, If emergency I drive lorry come down.

Happy Children's Day

2009-10-01T22:55:00.003+08:00

Happy children's day to everyone! Today should be a day for children to relax and have fun, no studying for them, unlike me.(aww so sad) After eating sakae sushi, which somehow was not as filling as I hoped, went to study. Hardworking hor? Well duh, Failing O lvls feels like having a full 1.5litres coke bottle filled with mentos shoved up my arseville. The feeling just wont go away unless the bottle is pulled out. After studying went to net force awhile to see Zon and Bryan, as usual they were there playing dota. Took a bus home, EZ-Link Card Expired. So put in $0.55. Never did understand the concept of the EZ-Link card. Shouldnt it be EZ-Link as in Easily Linked, it doesnt seem so easy as I have to go so many places just to get a new card..... How is that even Easily Link... EZ-Link has epically failed sia. We put in $3 deposit and we get nothing in return, not even $0.0000000001 back. This shows how cheap Transit is. Stop here ba, Good Night to all reading it.

29/09/02

2009-09-29T20:25:00.002+08:00

Today study till late late go home. Dont know why but my leg blue-black, got a weird feeling when I press it. It was pain but for some reason... I liked it LOL. Self-imposed torture perhaps. I not sadist hahaha. Nothing else to say today, except someone was flu-ish, maybe i spread last week.... Better keep mum lol maybe she wont know.

Donno why so late then post

2009-09-26T00:31:00.002+08:00

Saw this very meaningful sentence today which says "If I had a single flower for everytime I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden." This was written by a guy, which shows that some guys are more thoughtful and sensitive to relationships. I guess that sentence applies to most peopel with crushes. Maybe it is time I tell her how I really feel, if not admiring from afar will never be as joyful as being with her. With that thought in mind ,it would be like that sentence. By not being with her, all I do is think about her which might result in the seemingly endless road of garden of flowers. But there is always fear getting in the way of guys admitting their true feelings to the girl, most guys fear that if feelings are to be said to that special someone, they might freak out and run away. Then they will confide in their friends who will then spread to the rest of the world. Thereby telling everyone who is being freaked out by people showing their emotions. But if all goes well, that special someone might feel the same way towards you and both people will be happy. Reseach shows that as guy, they must show compassion and understanding for a relationship to last and as girls, they must never be unreasonable to guys, unless they are having a bad day. Guess should stop here ba....

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2009-09-21T13:44:00.002+08:00

Wah fk wake up today, rashes everywhere. LCB sia, damn fking itchy and pain, donno what i eat wrong yesterday...... See almost everywhere red and white. Cant sleep properly, hope this rash FK off soon not even the back of my head itch, trying not to think about it. But still damn fk sia, like old macdonald song sia, Here itch,There itch, Everywhere Itch Itch. fking old macdonald. Make this fking song make me itch everywhere.

20-09-2009

2009-09-20T12:24:00.002+08:00

Today is such a wonderful day as it is 20092009 if the - is removed. Early afternoon login garena, Nicholas and Casanova Hao message me asking for dota. Wondering where YiHao is, I asked both of them and realised that YiHao is at Nicholas's house. LOL. Finally my evony 24 Hours ler WAKAKAKA. Stop here awhile ba....

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2009-09-19T12:34:00.002+08:00

Wah wake up only feel so F*cked up, the sun donno why keep shining its F*cking rays at me, and for some sh*t reason, my curtain it gone. No curtains = alot of sun light. Made an ommelette to eat, LOL one of the few things i know how to cook. Taste so good, maybe cause ingredients are fresh. Later then continue, now do lame stuff.

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2009-09-18T15:41:00.003+08:00

Nothing much today only that gotten back biology mock practical. After that went to eat chicken wing rice with people, tasted quite good. Talked awhile then went home, took a bus with YiHao and Kelvin, took out my phone and start asking YiHao people he likes on my China Phone's Phonebook from A-Z and realised I have 5 Kelvins and 7Desmonds in my Phone contacts. Got an interesting results on who he likes inside my contact which most of you people will never find out for reasons clear to smart people. Today exams are quite easy though I kept thinking about ---------. (The Numbers of - does not refer to the number of letters the person has do not make guesses) Shall stop here now. May continue later.
12;39AM continuing, too lazy go GG.Jason chalet, need to study abit, hope can get allowence soon so can go church wakakaka. Not quite the point though, now so sian. Tomorrow go net force or Cybernet?? See [E]xU or PMS* LOL.

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2009-09-15T20:20:00.002+08:00

Wow, realised I am getting too involved with blogging, that cant be good for my health. Talked to a few funny people, morning wanted to go school study,but the wtf Ardi called me, jio me go lan, damn tempting... So I went, sian wasted valuable studying time sia. After losing 3 round in a row with Ardi, Heede and Desmond, I went off with Desmond. We went to macdonald then after which we parted ways. I went to school, studied awhile. saw Leon,Kelvin,Jian Kang and Dennis, Longjie,Nicholas and Beekuan (sorry if forgot you). When they saw me, they greeted me so kindly and gently, who knew they had an ulterior motive sia. They were after my macdonald french fries with less salt. After then sit at the canteen with LongJie Beekuan and DengJuu and Leon. Leon went to sleep on a nice comfortable and damn solid table. I think my beautiful singing and DengJuu's musical talent awken him. We were singing a altercated version of Micheals Jackson's 'You are Not Alone.' DengJuu used the table as drums while I was singing. Saw DengJuu's senior, that guy damn funny. After listening to that guy, we left. Everyone took bus off leaving me to rot half to death. But too bad I didnt die ( I bet many of you are sad to know that I am Not dying). Saw kingsurf's photo, Xiaogui looks damn good, LOL (sounds gay). Want see the picture? Here's the link http://dota.sgamer.com/News/Detail/33112 . Hope you like it.

Hmm......

2009-09-14T23:25:00.002+08:00

Today dota-ed with Bryan, Zhihern and Zon at first round, won easily thanks to GG.JaSon whose Birthday is coming in 3Days time. Just noticed that 65% of my garena buddy list people are more active at night. Damn sian not sure what to write ler. lol jason say I act cute, i tell him I dont have to act what i already am, then he say WTF then he say when I say that I am cute he choke on his meatball LOL, scold him weak then he got emo WAKAKAKA. Went into Beekuan's Dota game, Nicholas wanted to slap me for reasons UNKNOWN. Share my woes with people whom I shall not say as to safeguard their identity as order from the courtroom and jury counsel. Also I feel deeply in love with (--------------) number of - does not equal to number of letters to what I feel in love with. I may reveal it to people, only to people I trust. LOL Stop here today, nothing much to say.

Missing But Not Forgotten

2009-09-13T01:05:00.007+08:00

Nice poem about a girl who has lost the guy who cares about her the most.

Thinking of you where ever you are.
We pray for our sorrows to end,
and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now i step forward to realize this wish.
And who knows:
Starting a new journey may not be so hard
Or maybe it has already begun.
There are many worlds,
But they share the same sky -
One sky,
One destiny.

It touched my heart as it is such a romantic poem. Found something to make me think about cherishing my loved ones tonight. LOL heard a funny quote, "Swimming is for people who are Jealous of fish." Another quote i came across today is that "People learn from their mistakes." That quote is quite funny if you were to see it from another point of view, when you look at it in another point of view, that quote is trying to say that the dumbest person should actually be the smartest person cause they make the most mistake and that the smartest person should be the dumbest cause they make the least mistake. It can also mean that the dumbest people learn the most things while the smartest person learns the least things. So what that quote is trying to say is that we should be stupid so we can be smart. Very weird phrasing, That i know. School starts tomorrow, damn sian sia. To all those that play garena, GG.JaSon's Birthday is coming in 4 more days, also msjovial from garena is working towards Grade 8 violin, Dont have to wish her luck cause she dont need it, she is talented enough. Oh wow played a few rounds of dota, 20% more to lvl 34 in dragonica and ate alot just now. Ate chicken chop, ommelette and noodles. It make me so full LOL, after eating got so thristy that I went to buy ice cream soda 1.5litres, no more coke. So sad. Damn i need to read more sad posts to make me think about my life and emo the whole day long, alot of people say I sound like a girl over the phone What the F___ sia, Talked to people over the phone which makes me wonder does my voice really sound like girl? Leave your opinion.

Interesting Facts I Found

2009-09-12T15:09:00.004+08:00

This Is A Flowchart That Solves All Technical Problem.

This Is Another Flowchart Which Also Solves Problems

My All Time Favourite, Why Girls Are Evil.

Today I met XXXXXX, she commented on what I was doing until like i damn fking pathetic, WHO ASK SIA. Anymore i will start bombarding fked up messages like "sorry XXXXXX, indeed i am not as amazing as XXXXXX as XXXXXX's face is ugly enough to break mirrors, shatter glass and turn man into stone and XXXXXX'x face look so ugly that when XXXXXX's mum gave birth to XXXXXX, The doctor gave everyone in the hospital a chance to smack her,and XXXXXX's monther said 'wow what a tresure', XXXXX's dad said 'right lets go bury her.' XXXXXX's face makes making moster cookie so easy, people just press XXXXXX's fking ugly face into the dough and monster cookie made easy thanks to XXXXXX's face. And when XXXXXX go to the zoo, the orang utan had this thought in mind "wow and i thought i was endangered." The only way dog would even play with XXXXXX is when we tie Steak around XXXXXX's neck. And People at the Zoo Pay money not to see XXXXXX, and XXXXXX's mom and to be pissed drunk to breastfeed her. And Calling XXXXXX Ugly will be an insult to all the Gorillas on earth. XXXXXX shouldnt say hi when XXXXXX see people, XXXXXX should say BOOOO, that should scare the living shit out of some poor fool. XXXXXX can be a ladykiller sia, all the ladies die of shock when they see XXXXXX. XXXXXX is a not a guy, thats all i can say." Oh wow. Next time I see XXXXXX in school I should start by saying, "Hi There, I am A Human, and You are?" or I can start by saying " Shouldnt You Have A License for being ugly?"
Advise To XXXXXX, Dont Look Out The Window, If You Look Out The Window You Will Get Charged For First Degree Murder.

Second post

2009-09-11T12:18:00.008+08:00

Oh wow so fast and it is second day already. Woke up and went to Garena Room 5, saw chuan. He was at yamateh house .Chuan disappeared from the room then he reappeared,he was quiet. We talked about smoking and safe sex in clan war room. Most of u may not know, but smoking is Really good for health, each time a person inhales second hand smoking, 1 day of their like is already gone while smokers need to take in 1 one stick to lose one day of their life.
To All Garena Players, 17th This Month Is GG.JaSon's Birthday. Should Stop here awhile. Okay, back from my extremely long lunch which somehow lasted from 3pm to 11pm, wow my friend who works at a local lan shop discovered i most wonderful device called HACK. That was a combined hack compiled by many people which is so cool. Ate Nasi Lemak with Zon and YiJing. As usual i ate the slowest even when my food came first, I felt bad always making people stare at me eat, well not really. But it did take up much of their precious time. Maybe I should take up a course on how to eat faster, they will teach me how to swallow chunks of food and how to chew so fast until I can grind my own teeth, or maybe they just tell me to eat food that just needs to be swallowed. Had a discussion with Zon and YiJing, and i realised that we 3 Cant go a day saying vulgarities, it just spurts out everytime we attempt to say nice things. I think the only time i dont speak vulgarities is when i am sleeping and wow, each few typos i made i kept thinking of all the nasty words. Maybe can get someone decent to train me not to say vulgarities, maybe impletement SHOCK TREATMENT as a last resort. Went stalking blogs and realised not much postings today, read one of my schoolmates blog, it made me feel sad on the inside just reading it. Many of you must be thinking that I am joking, but actually deep down, I am a Kind, gentle and loving guy. Please do not start (vomitting/laughing/pointing a certain finger at the screen). Oh wow cant believe everytime I think of that blog post I read makes almost want to reveal my softer side, it was so sad I can seriously cry on the spot, other people may think I have an emotional breakdown, but in reality I was think of that sad blog post i read which fills me with emotional distortion. I think tonight I am going to cry myself to sleep. Didnt even know i wrote so long.Stop Here Ler. If can someone help me count how many words LOL, not like anyone of you will be bored enough to do it.

First Post Ever

2009-09-10T12:58:00.005+08:00

Wow I didnt realise blogging is so hard and take so much time, recently learnt that being a blog stalker and forum stalker is much easier. Most of the things are easier said then done, having a blog is more of a commitment then a right. Nothing Much to say as it is just the beginning of a new day, Nicholas and ZhiQuan seems to be the only one who knows i am making a blog. I have nicholas to thank for my blog as he was the young generous man who gave my the idea of i-pwn-you. All my ideas were somehow taken my a wilderbeast ripping me off of every single one of my last aucerlating ideas, there isnt really much point in a blog as 90% of people wont even bother to read it unless it makes them giggle or chuckle. For Flamers on blogspot, if you dont like me, There Is a Button With A Cross There For You To Click And Exit. That Draft Auto Save then at the bottom of this posting box is kinda annoying me as well. it saves like every one minute. There is still much more to be done on my blog, NEED ALOT OF HELP. I guess i should stop blogging now, perhaps a miracle might happen and wipeout my blog so i dont have to continue posting. I wonder how long this will look like in my blog. And Now i have to post 3 times a week everytime just to keep my blog alive. MY BLOG SKIN TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO REWRITE!!! THE SCRIPT IS ALL MESSED UP......Eventually This Blog Is Going To Kill Me..... Have been working on this blog since 11am, after so much work i finally learnt how to link people, i have Google to thank for this. Had alot of fun playing dota, to all those that dont know, Dota is a game of teamwork and skills. Most guys play dota, for girls not that much. There are all girls dota team such as XtC.NyX and PMS*. waiting for CAPL Winters to stat in December, Dont even know why they call it Winter, it doesnt even snow in Singapore. CAPL stands for Compaq AMD Pro-gaming League, cant compete in July so sad, olvl on the way here to own my ass like what it did last year. Damn Singapore's educational system la, Last Week 7 NUS Rejects Got PhD In America, Singapore is too screwed. Went to eat Hokkien Noodle, damn small plate sia, i see ricky one i damn jealous, i buy $5, ricky buy $3 and rickys plate is smaller then mine but his portion is like 2.987854263 times bigger then mine. What made this jealousy worst is that ricky got a lime, chopsticks and spoon, that guy only gave me a spoon. I stare at the plate then i stare at the guy for like 8seconds then he realised he never gave me chopstick. I ask for lime, that (Smart) guy came back and pass me a chopstick, i stared at that guy, then that retard realised i cant use 1 chopstick to eat and he came back with another chopstick. I got so pissed off and i stare at him, then he just walk away... Then he never realise i didnt get my lime and zon stare at me. I stared back at him, then Zon waited for 12Mins then he get his noodles, that Damn (smart) guy keep serving others who ordered later then Zon, he got so pissed off while waiting but he was nice enough not to say anything in that guy's face although he said alot of things behind his back. Wakakaka, saw some guy that used to be in the church I used to go to. He thought i smoke sia WTF. Then Zon and Ricky say i dont smoke, they say I sniff glue and eat drugs WTH sia. Then that guy recommended drugs to me as a form of teasing, i guess he got angry that i forgot who he is. He cant blame me though, I short term memory loss. Guess i should stop here and go sleep. YAWN!